convo with cayla

This is one of those funny moments where I'm glad that I kept this thing... although I haven't posted in forever.

The scene: I am sitting at my desk when Cayla comes into the room, with no clothes on (she took them off).  She is sad.

Cayla: (very serious and subdued) "Mommy, I want my long pee pee back."

Me: (trying not to laugh) "Where was your long pee pee?"

Cayla: (points to area where a boy's part would be) (again, sad tone) "Right here"

Me: (having an even more difficult time keeping a straight face) "Where'd it go?"

Cayla:  "I squished it and it's gone. I need to go to the doctor."

LMAO!!!  Poor kid. 

Comments

[jamie k]

omg, how does she even know about long pee pees? was she hanging out with uncle tommy or something?

mike told me about the time he came over to drop off the plotter and how chatty miss cayla was. and how she's kicks the screen door to open it. that little piggly wiggly..

[Jennifer N]

awww how cute totally laughing my ass off. She is so so cute and funny!

[Tina]

OMG...She thought she used to have one?!??! HILARIOUS!