This is one of those funny moments where I'm glad that I kept this thing... although I haven't posted in forever.
The scene: I am sitting at my desk when Cayla comes into the room, with no clothes on (she took them off). She is sad.
Cayla: (very serious and subdued) "Mommy, I want my long pee pee back."
Me: (trying not to laugh) "Where was your long pee pee?"
Cayla: (points to area where a boy's part would be) (again, sad tone) "Right here"
Me: (having an even more difficult time keeping a straight face) "Where'd it go?"
Cayla: "I squished it and it's gone. I need to go to the doctor."
LMAO!!! Poor kid.